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Atlanta, GA - Exhibiting no shame, Ford introduced its latest Shit-Box Econo-Sport Utility concept car at the Atlanta Auto-Show this week. Dubbed the Model U, many spectators speculated that the name is short for Model Ugly or Unbearable. Ford promises that the final design to be released for the 2004 model year will be at least as uninteresting and unattractive as the concept car.

Customers Express Feelings With Trash

Favorite Childhood Book Found In Attic Suddenly Seems Inappropriate

Family Dog Doesn't Feel Like 'Part of the Family'

U.N. Weapons Inspectors Demand Access to King Vitaman's Palaces

Top Ten Fake Email Addresses Given Out

1) spam@hotmail.com

2) spam@aol.com

3) spam@yahoo.com

4) spamhater@hotmail.com

5) spamlover@hotmail.com

6) fuk-u-spammer@aol.com

7) billgates@hotmail.com

8) qwerty@hotmail.com

9) not-interested @aol.com

10) leave-me-alone@yahoo.com

New Virgin Mobile Ad Campaign Promises to be Most Annoying Yet

Unsuspecting Neighborhood Wakes Up to New Suburban Monstrosity

Sean Penn Fondly Remembers Saddam

Desperate Apartment Complex Hopes "Gorilla" Tactics Succeed

Atlanta, GA - In a radical turn from conventional advertising methods, Atlanta area apartment complex Green Arbor Villas enlisted the aid of a puppy wielding man in a gorilla suit in an effort to bolster their sagging rentals.

Over the years, the management team at Green Arbor Villas has attempted to implement a number of marketing plans and incentives, none of which generated more than a tiny increase in renters. (More)