Bush Keeps Wondering "What Would Clinton Do?"

Washington, DC - President George W. Bush admitted to friends and white house staffers last week that he sometimes wonders what Bill Clinton would do if he was still President.  Responding to an unrelated matter, Dick Cheney told reporters on Monday that even he was "surprised at how many  attractive women show up at White House functions.  No wonder Clinton could not control himself sometimes."  Cheney further stated, "Although George does a good job of hiding it, you can tell by that sly grin of his that he is wondering what Clinton would be doing in the same situation."  Bush has reportedly told White House staffers to start preparing for a "big 'ol keg party for the troops" after the Iraq situation is wrapped up, "just like Clinton would."  White House insiders also report that Bush is making a list of what he calls "Republican Honeys" to invite.